Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
i think my tv is drunk
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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