some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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