check it out our google latitudes are spooning
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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