I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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