but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Randomize
