That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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