Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
its not stalking. its research.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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