More tranny stories later!
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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