Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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