It's like God shit irony all over that family
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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