Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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