New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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