If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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