dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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