Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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