I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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