So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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