some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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