I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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