It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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