i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
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