so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Randomize
