How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
i now understand why vodka
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Randomize
