Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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