Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
Randomize
