After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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