ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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