I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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