You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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