this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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