I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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