yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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