Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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