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(248): View more from Michigan

piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests

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(619): View more from California

He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.

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(270): View more from Kentucky

You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."

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(651): View more from Minnesota

Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?

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(916): View more from California

We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate

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(417): View more from Missouri

Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes

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(260): View more from Indiana

Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?

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