508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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