There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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