i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
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