Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
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