Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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