Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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