You can't special order awesome
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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