You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
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