He uses pillows to masturbate.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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