so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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