windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Help me help you realize you are a moron
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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