IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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