I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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