take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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