How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
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