I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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