I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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