Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
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