we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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