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Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
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