Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
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