I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
