Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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