You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
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